bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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finding-him-isalliwant:

catnippackets:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

with-a-heart-full-of-wine:

arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:

g0ne-blotto:

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! | Monsters, Inc. OST

omfg

y e s

you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this

This makes me unimaginably happy

Yessssssss

(Source: mydisneyplaylist, via come-alongmerlin)

145,498 plays

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

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jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

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shutupthisismymindpalace:

thefirstprospect:

“What I did was in the name of peace and sanity.”
“I know. But not in the name of the Doctor.”

Guys. It’s not 12. It’s 8.5. 11 knows who this is. It’s gotta be the Doctor who ended the time war. The disowned Doctor because he committed the acts that scarred 9 and 10 so deeply.

Also. John Hurt + Matt Smith = John Smith. 

^ THIS IS WHAT IM SAYIN.

I KNO DIS.

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ohmygogapplejuice:

ohmygogapplejuice:

sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like

I did not intend for this to be a popular post

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